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Vegetable seeds planted: 35
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Immaterial seeds planted: 3
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Times Barcelona made us proud: 2
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Butano trucks stolen by drugged up Swedes: just the 1
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Times truth was stranger than fiction: 6
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Keyboard shortcuts learned that we can’t believe we lived without for years: 1
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Autónomo fee bounces: 2
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Drunken Mobile Word Congress visitors in our favorite bars: 7
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Spam comments on the post “plecs elàstics» (it’s an art expo, assholes!): 109
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Excitement level induced by Cruilla’s headlining bands (out of 10): 1.24
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Time spent fabricating totally fake news: 0 (we’ll work on that one, promised!)
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Time spent sneezing: 3m 21sec (big fat cold going around these days)
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Average number of bad cortados consumed during not very productive meetings: 1.8
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Average number of cold beers consumed during very productive meetings: 4
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To-do list apps downloaded by Joe: 1
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Odds he sticks to it: 1:200
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Times we stepped into dog shit: oops. sorry. we forgot to count.
