I solemnly swear
To never eat at Granier
Or so help me God
Even if I’m broke
And it’s also cheap as shit
It tastes like shit
What the total fuck
Three donuts for one euro
That shit can’t be real
And another thing
Have you tried their shit coffee?
That shit ain’t coffee
O, fuck you, Granier
You’re killing good bakeries
You fuckin assholes
