Times we stepped into dogshit: 0 (no dogshit but holy-moly was Poble Sec dirty by Sonar Sunday).
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Times we stepped into vomit: 1
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Times we were asked if our office was an SM bondage shop: just that once
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Times the landline phone rang: 2
(a 100% increase from last month!)
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Total number of red-flagged emails in our inboxes as of June 30th: 1,219 (+3%)
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Ratio of fans (ventiladores) to Equipo B members in the office: 2:6 (insufficient)
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Number of empty beer cans collected after the last payment party: 58
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Number of attending writers and illustrators: 27
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Interest paid to the neighborhood panadera for letting us keep a 35 cent tab: 15 cents
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Number of times she corrected our Catalan during the process: 4
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Number of rental vans smashed: 1
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Franquicia del seguro: 200€ (menos @#%^&$* mal)
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Carpas we rented from Flea Market Barcelona and then destroyed: 6 (yeah, it’s been a rough month)
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Days of 28º+ weather in June: 20
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Normal rating we’re willing to give that, from 1-10: No
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Price of a one-liter bottle of Kombucha we saw for sale: €8.50
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Local and independent radio platforms profiled in the feature article: 4
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Happiness in light of approaching vacations, from 1-10: well, guess.
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Ens veiem al setembre, barcelonins!